Cat's Meow

I was in the kitchen busy with my cooking. Lupercia was busy in the kitchen as well, busy being a busy body. She walked around me hoping to sniff the food that I was preparing. Just sniffing, she never eat them anyway.

My kitchen is small and I need to turn around pretty frequently. On one of my turn, I felt something furry underneath two of my right toes and I heard a loud MEOW. Apparently, the furry thing is Lupe's paw. She sprinted away from me and hid underneath a chair in the kitchen. I walked over to her trying to comfort her. Seeing that I was walking towards her, she meowed at me, quite pissed off, as if shouting "YOU IDIOT!!". When I got closer, she meowed again, and again, and again. All four meows were pretty stern.

Finally, I bent down, picked her up and brought her to the couch. I set her down on the arm rest and petted her, as if apologizing to her. She calmed down. Then she meowed at me again, but this time was softer, as if she was whining and complaing "It's painful, you know!"

All this time, Godofredo was sitting on the couch in the living room, watching the whole episode of reality sh0w.